Quoted.

It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.
Tony Robbins

Freedom is in the truth.

Dorothy Urbanek http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=2894728

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations.
Zig Ziglar

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken

Fill you mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things, and it will not be easy to feel peace in your heart.
Marianne Williamson

TRUST NEEDS TO COME BACK IN THE WORK PLACE AND IN THE HEARTS OF SO MANY PEOPLE...ANGER FUELS THE BODY AND RELEASES STORED UP FUEL AND SOMETIMES ANGER MAY JUST BE VENTING AND A GOOD RELEASE, ITS WHEN ANGER GOES TO EXTREME AND ABUSE STEPS IN THEN PROBLEMS ARISE AND MANY NEED TO SEEK HELP.

Kara Mia blog comment

If you do not feel yourself growing in your work and your life broadening and deepening, if your task is not a perpetual tonic to you, you have not found your place.
Orison Swett Marden

It's quite the epiphany the first time we realize that the past, and all its accompanying memories, are illusions and fantasies that the mind gets tangled up in. In those moments of realization (because it is hardly ever a once-and-forever kind of knowing) we discover that the only Reality that exists in actuality, is Now--this moment! It is so simple & yet such a surprisingly hard focus to hold onto. Hence, because the past is unreal we cannot control it, but we can act in the present because it is.

Demitra M.N www.cosmicwise.com

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.
Tony Robbins

Aggression is inherently destructive of relationships. People and ideologies are pitted against each other, believing that in order to survive, they must destroy the opposition.
Margaret J. Wheatley

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
Dale Carnegie

Anger: well i have low blood pressure. Yoga, pilates, weightlifting, wipes the slate clean for a zen day. Although some days the idea of kick boxing seems nice.

MahattanMaryanne blog comment

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.
Denis Waitley

Give Everything a Reason, Decide How U Feel, Choose UR Responses with Great Deliberation. Or Settle for Watching from the Sidelines Like UR not Even the Major Player of UR Own Life.

Demitra M.N www.cosmicwise.com

Doctor, Doctor

I think I'm a yo-yo?
Are you stringing me along?

Free Parking

Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking Lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work. "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant . . . "

"Err . . . No", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."

"Err . . . No", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"

"Err . . . No!" insisted the Council.

Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (presumably), is a man who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million ($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!

And no one even knows his name?

My Sleeping Angel

My loss is great since you've been gone, I thought How will i ever get by?

You got sick, and drifted away, on bended knees i asked God Why.

Only with time will my heart mend, courage and strength i asked him to send

and the thought of you bringing it and watching over me.

When i close my eyes, you come to me, My dreams wont let you go.

Ill never forget what we had, Our rings held together with a boe.

" Go on with my life." You once said, those bitter sweet words go around in my head.

How my heart aches, at the thought of lettting you go.

Now again we are alone, and i lean against your stone.

watching on as the day goes bye.

Another sun set like the day that we met,

Heavens Magnificent colors paint the sky.

Honey, i must tell you, that i met some one new

Out of love for you I’m confessing,

I don’t know how far it will go, but there’s one thing i do know

It wont with out your blessing.

Now please don’t get mad, times for me have been sad.

I’m lonely, empty, and broken.

i don’t know what to do, i feel so untrue.

Because till death do us part we have spoken.

My Love, this is no lie I’m not saying good bye.

you always live deep in my heart,

A promise i give, for as long as i live

you will never be forgotten.

As my heart mends candles, and flowers ill always send

Anniversaries I'll never ignore.

and My Love. into the wind

A Kiss Ill send, to you For Ever More.

From the Book

The Emotions Of Devotion, Kenny Prince.

A nun and a priest

Were travelling across the desert and realised
halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone
would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they
were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and
they discussed their predicament in great depth. Finally the priest
said to the nun, 'You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's
always been one thing I've wanted here on earth to see a woman
naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at
you?' The nun thought about his request for several seconds and
then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she
remarked, 'Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never
seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes,
too?' With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly
the nun exclaimed, 'Father! What is that little thing hanging
between your legs?' The priest patiently answered, 'That, my child,
is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life. ''Well,'
responded the nun, 'forget about me. Stick it in the camel!

How are you keeping your cool?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/jul/02/hot-weather-st...

Sex and the modern girl: Are we witnessing a new age of female sexual assertiveness?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/men-women/sex-and-the-modern...

Indulge your selfishness. Go and help someone

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/janice_turner/article6632...

Cyclo-therapy: How much have you thought about your posture and set-up? Getting it wrong can cause injury

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MUSIC

Beach Boys – Kokomo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChADh1zt5I

Bill Withers – Lovely day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI7qk_y1YDE

Nikka Costa – Stuck to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkoBxMT8iDg

Bruce Springsteen – Tougher than the rest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB50lzDZV0Q

Bruce Springsteen – Better days

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKVrVAA7E7I

Bruce Springsteen – The river

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB4vOkL6cE

Bruce Springsteen – Hungry Heart

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwNFCi4Trtw

Dirty dancing – Time of my life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo

Beach Boys – Help me Rhonda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mZ0ApTA-y4

Beach Boys – Surfin USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1FaflUn4Co

The Ronettes – Be my baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiwbabGKwjM

Duane Eddy – Ghostriders in the sky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCrVH8VZaWk

Duane Eddy – Because they’re young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKm2_67xtVs

Blondie – Picture this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxVEH1eSOA

Blondie – Maria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NhdHh8Rtuc

Beth Nielsen Chapman – All comes down to love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO_fa3lgCOk

Paloma Faith – Stone cold Sober

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE35cCaFUMk

Duffy – Mercy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4G-BVHpJ8

Faithless – Why Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U3GIIaNZqw

Faithless – Music matters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBlwU0MlUSk

Shine On – R.I.O.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlQyS7B2Baw

David Guetta – When love takes over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTDafjfxu5c

David Guetta – Just for one day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy4N36xgIjE

David Guetta – Take me away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7tNwSoTWEk

Eric Prydz – Call on me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqY2cw-JqY

Kaoma – Lambada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AfTl5Vg73A

David Tavare – Hot summer nights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeeCs9qSS9Q

David Tavare – Summer love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR55GlxdzDE

Gypsy Kings – Bem bem Maria

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ywf7ipeCM

El Canto del loco – La chica de ayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDlx2fnA14k

Herbie hancock – Cantaloop island

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNAjQBOP-lU

Grover Washington Jr – Masterpiece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCpZd91oYJU

Quoted.

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.
John Milton

Freedom Is truth.

Dorothy Urbanek http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=2894728

Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here.
Marianne Williamson

I don't need a lot of money. Simplicity is the answer for me.
Linda McCartney

Write to be understood, speak to be heard, read to grow.

Lawrence Clark Powell

I am obsessed with beauty. I want everything to be perfect, and of course it isn't. And that's a tough place to be because you're never satisfied.
Robert Mapplethorpe

Maturity includes the recognition that no one is going to see anything in us that we don't see in ourselves. Stop waiting for a producer. Produce yourself.
Marianne Williamson

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing much of our routine work. Printing is no longer the only way of reproducing books. Reading them, however, has not changed.
Lawrence Clark Powell

We always love those who admire us; we do not always love those whom we admire.
Rupert Brooke

We spend so much time together, because that's how we like it. I never used to go on girl's nights out, even at school. And Paul has never liked going out for a night with the boys, either.
Linda McCartney

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present.
Marianne Williamson

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W. H. Auden

Doctor, Doctor

I keep painting myself gold?
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

An Amish woman and her daughter

Were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, 'My hands are freezing cold,' The mother replied, 'put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up.' So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The daughter replied, 'Put them between my legs, they'll warm up.' The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the Daughter. He said, 'My nose is freezing cold.'
The daughter replied, 'Put it between my legs. It will warm up,' He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, 'My penis is frozen solid...' The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says ' Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?' The slightly concerned mother says, 'Sure, why do you ask?' The daughter says, 'Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!'

THINKING OF YOU...


When darkness awakens, my body settles gently into bed.
The events of my day race rapidly in my thoughts as I close my eyes.
Slowly, I am lulled into a peaceful sleep.

I hear vibrant music - so full of passion.
I feel the warmth of the sun’s rays that grace my presence.
I see kind, adoring eyes gazing back into mine.

The air is full happiness - so much laughter.
Soft caresses are exchanged.
At this moment, life could not be any more wonderful.

I have never felt so beautiful; as I do when I am with you.
I have finally found the respect and acceptance that I have yearned for.
I eagerly listen to inspirational dreams and goals
and know that I want to be the one to be there
when they are complete.

A thin line of love and friendship is crossed,
and two single souls find a home to share eternity.

Birds begin to proudly serenade the morning dawn.
Lonesome roads slowly progress into distinguished passageways.
Light peeps through my windows and I awaken to a new day.
I am ready to endure what the day has in store for me,
because I know that I am a king,
and I know extraordinary love when I sleep with you.

Anon

Big brother is watching: The technologies that keep track of you

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/5719599/Big-brothe...

Freedom, not money, is the capitalist dream

From the depths of economic doom and gloom come signs of a brave new world order, says Maurice Saatchi

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/5725021/Freedom-not-money-is-the-capitalis...

Democracy's forces can’t beat demography's power

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/articl...

Anger really does cause a rush of blood to the head, find scientists

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5722425/Anger-really-does-cause-a-rush...

MUSIC

Sylvester – You make me feel mighty real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSrRcH646pA

David Guetta – When love takes over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTDafjfxu5c

Glady’s Knight & the Pips – Take me in your arms & love me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzd8RzNbyZ0

The Elgins – Put yourself in my place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs2WgIjcD-w

Flirtations – Take me in your arms & love me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=874Qetm7UBc

The Supremes – Come see about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5XSNGUdlnY

The Manhattans – Shinning Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VpjSv_4QM

Lulu – Shout

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAbbXbZKph0

Roy Orbison – She’s a mystery to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9MAXR4K3ac

U2 & Johnny Cash – The wanderer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3YFmpSFJ40

David Guetta – When love takes over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTDafjfxu5c

David Guetta – Baby when the light

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQFjavLR52Q

David Guetta – Delirious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiG-TgYjHP8

Undercover – Baker Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq9XykJ-Po0

Patrick Hernandez – Born to be alive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgM7qeAlko

Donna Summer – I feel love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg

KC & the sunshine band – Get down tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lu81z2E6pE

KC & the Sunshine band – Please don’t go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-l5FyA3pgo

KC & the sunshine band – My boogie shoes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AakoaWrJCrs

KC & the sunshine band – I’m your boogie man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU7bcSGWQ7w

A Taste of Honey – Boogie Oogie Oogie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AkGSJO78qU

Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music – Angel Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohvV8AMW8zM

Bryan Ferry – Don’t stop the dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZKb0nDVys

Bryan Ferry – In Your Mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOBzcaxQq8

Bryan Ferry – Sign of the times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG-yeoMij70

Bryan Ferry – Tokyo Joe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4gmxSiIOMo

Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music – All I want is You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7yxN8ctGSE

Kriss Kristofferson – Loving her was easier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL0_6OelTP0

Duane Eddy – Guitar man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk85_TIT_w

Duane Eddy – Forty miles of bad road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLwrGxEII8E

Waylon Jennings – America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YYzIWTE1L4

Waylon Jennings – Wild ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtk7LsmpU1g

Waylon Jennings – Trouble man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5_UQJWQG6Q

Waylon Jennings – Lonesome & mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V13y7n49yfU

Jimmy Cliff – You can get it if you really want

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzSzhHmhiOY

Jimmy Cliff – I can see clearly now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzGV9Bl6CGg

Quoted.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
Marianne Williamson

A man's conscience and his judgment is the same thing; and as the judgment, so also the conscience, may be erroneous.
Thomas Hobbes

The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position.
Leo Buscaglia

A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint. What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.
Henry David Thoreau

Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness.
Marianne Williamson

All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called "Facts". They are the brute beasts of the intellectual domain.
Thomas Hobbes

Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.
Zig Ziglar

In our natural state, we are glorious beings. In the world of illusion, we are lost and imprisoned, slaves to our appetites and our will to false power.
Marianne Williamson

Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy. Human beings have the awesome ability to take any experience of their lives and create a meaning that disempowers them or one that can literally save their lives.
Tony Robbins

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
Henry David Thoreau

To Love Yourself is to Heal Yourself·`ॐ´·Fundamentally, All Healing is a Release from the Past & the Ultimate in Letting Go is Forgiving ☮urselves for All Errors in Judgment.
Demitra M.N www.cosmicwise.com

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.
Zig Ziglar

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks please!

Good Bye, Mother



A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

'Pardon me,' she said, 'I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time.'

'That's a shame,' replied the young man, 'is there anything I can do for you?'

'Yes,' she said, 'as I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' It would make me feel so much better.'

'Sure,' answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, 'Good bye, Mother!'

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. 'How can that be?' he asked, 'I only purchased a few things!'

'Your mother said that you would pay for her,' said the clerk.

The Broker

After reading the morning headlines about the recent stock market downturn, a high-powered executive trying to impress a client in his office, flipped on his intercom switch and barked to his secretary, "Miss Hunter, get my broker!"
The client was impressed until he heard the secretary's clear voice saying, "Yes, sir, stock or pawn?"

LITTLE LESSONS

An anonymous poem

THE love I bear you, dearest,

Would make the sweetest tale,

We'd sail upon a sea of bliss,

And I would lift the sail.

Our happiness would be sublime,

Surpassing tongue or pen.

You may as well learn things from me,

As to learn from other men.

"Oh! you have touched me--deeply--"

The young thing whispered low.

He pleaded: "Come! oh! come with me."

She could not answer: "No."

She said: "I'll be your pupil."

And softly added then:

"I may as well learn things from you

As to learn from other men."

They dined alone that evening,

And the young man got his wish.

They even broke the unwritten law

Of: "Nevaire before zee feesh."

At half-past three, next morning,

He staggered home again.

She had taught him tricks he never knew,

That she'd learned from other men.

Locally caught Scottish octopus

Octopuses are now being caught as far north as the Isle of Skye. What are your best tips for preparing and cooking them?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/jun/30/octopus-scotla...

Will we fight our genetic urges? Slim chance

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/articl...

Designer babies: are we heading for a Gattaca society?

http://timesonline.typepad.com/science/2009/06/designer-babies-there-is-no-sl...

Nuclear-powered passenger aircraft 'to transport millions' says expert

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article5024190.ece

Unlocked: the secrets of schizophrenia

Scientific breakthrough offers hope of new treatments for mental condition

MUSIC

David Gray – Be mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkyrMn0POM

David Gray – The one I love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQv6gmiLxGE

Moby – Why does my heart feel so bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBCkoDJkIOc

David Bowie – Volare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF_rF-UvASI

The Modern lovers – Roadrunner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDJShMk-r88

David Bowie – The Prettiest star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B8yIVPuJU4

David Bowie – Hero’s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjBQKIOb-w

The Flaming lips – Do you realize

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_xJO_s-mE

Moby – Dream about me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbGUrNtoRC4

The Source – You’ve got the love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7dMGw3uzEU

Ten City – That’s the way love is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRy-4-HMm1w

Orbital – Illuminate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrzcgU-1rYk

VV Brown – Shark in the water

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8vk2bk_F6o

Lenka – The Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHKDCqnH_7M

Ian Brown – FEAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9wue5sCpuM

The Coral – Put the sun back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkWIasv30mE

The Coral – In the morning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkG4NoIscWg

The Coral – Dreaming of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRy8N1P1EUI

Quoted.

Life is a succession of moments, to live each one is to succeed.

Corita Kent

There is no such thing as perpetual tranquillity of mind while we live here; because life itself is but motion, and can never be without desire, nor without fear, no more than without sense.
Thomas Hobbes

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.
George Edward Moore

Usually it is uses of words, not words in themselves, that are properly called vague.
J. L. Austin

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
John Locke

But I'll tell you what hermits realize. If you go off into a far, far forest and get very quiet, you'll come to understand that you're connected with everything.
Alan Watts

Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
Francis Bacon

The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.
Jeremy Bentham

They that approve a private opinion, call it opinion; but they that dislike it, heresy; and yet heresy signifies no more than private opinion.
Thomas Hobbes

Disassociation is a Defensive Response to All Things 2 Painful & Unacceptable to the Ego-mind. Yet, when Emotional Divisions Cease, Awareness Flowers from the Soil of our Conflicts.

Demitra M.N www.cosmicwise.com

Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.
Katharine Lee Bates

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
Adrienne Gusoff

Doctor,

doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?

One Sunday morning

while walking to church, Paddy asks Bridget, "Bridget, do we have sexual relations?" Bridget: "Not on my side of the family, we don't."

All Wellcome
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newly-wed couple wanted to join a church. The priest said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Priest."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the priest.

The priest went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The middle-aged man replied, "The first week was not too bad.
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yep we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the priest.

The priest then went to the newly-wed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the priest.

"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it" said the young man.
"When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church" stated the priest.

"We know," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Supermarket anymore either..."

THE ANSWER

by: Orrick Johns (1887-1946)

" CRYING cranes and wheeling crows...

I'll remember them," she said;

And I will be your own, God knows,

And the sin be on my head.

I will be your own and glad;

Lovers would be fools to care

How a thing is good or bad,

When the sky is everywhere...

"I will be your own," she said,

"Because your voice is like the rain,

And your kiss is wine and bread

Better than my father's grain."

So I took her where she spoke,

Breasts of snow and burning mouth...

Crying cranes and drifting smoke

And the blackbirds wheeling south.

How stress can make a man reckless (but it has quite the opposite effect on women)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1196643/How-stress-make-man-reckles...

Vegetarian diet 'can cut risk of cancer by 45 per cent'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1196661/Vegetarian-diet-cut-risk-ca...

the pleasure principle

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/healthyeating/5649495/Healthy-eating-...

Two pop thinkers and their fight about zero

Can the online generation expect everything from music to newspapers to be free? Two leading authors furiously disagree

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/articl...

MUSIC

Shania Twain – No one needs to know right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrcsKfM7RaU

Shania Twain – Man I feel like a women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klFx7xERpk0

Shania Twain – Come on over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-TuGpDaQgA

Shania Twain – From this moment on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQRPpipxM

The Hollies – Long cool women in a black dress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP94PlEtsEQ

The Hollies – I’m Alive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSqZC7G3_9I

The Hollies – The air that I breath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSAnZR2Q8Q

Spenser Davis Group – It hurts me so

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdawnwg9fkw

Spenser Davis Group – Gimme some lovin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxA3atHD2QM

Spenser Davis Group – Keep on running

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAdottB7UU8

Spenser Davis Group – When I come home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38UCU7SeT38

Shania Twain – The women in me needs the man in you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmoCwi-vyoM

Shania Twain – You win my love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVRMdpu06cU

Shania Twain – Don’t be stupid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2z9_3kEGPw