Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town
And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
Antisocial Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

1. The same thing we do every night. Try to take over the world.
2. CO-ED TWISTER!!!!!
3. Have sex. Now why wasn't this on here before?
4. Ask a police officer to let you back into your house.
5. Use your nakedness as a diversion while your accomplice steals a submarine.
6. Get coated in oil and wrestle supermodels on a plastic mat
7. Run through Wal-mart yelling, "I'm Free!"
8. Take Finals
9. Crouch alone in your basement. Mumble incomprehensibly.
10. Sit in your car and see how many ways you can honk the horn
11. Absolutely Anything on the beach
12. Swimming, of course - but not alone (Nasty!)
13. Wrap your head in tin foil and tell others how aliens are bugging your clothes
14. Anything you do clothed... Except using power-tools
15. Chant in icomprehensivelyand bow down to the park statue
16. Cook anything but Bacon
17. Go to a house! You know which one!
18. Jiggle
19. Learning how to spell "masturbate"
20. Run into a neighbors house weilding a chainsaw screaming that they've been bad
21. Vote on Keepers of Lists
22. Drink heavily with dozens of attractive super models
23. Fry bacon
24. Go to work and act like everything is cool
25. Master your bate
26. Masterbate
27. Run into the feminists convention yelling incoreherently
28. Hitch Hike
29. Polka! Polka! Polka!!
30. Shiver
31. Dance in front of your pets
32. Sky Dive
33. Run across the stage during oscar night
34. Think outside the box
35. Run down the green on a golf course.
36. Work in your yard in full view of neighbors (attractive people ONLY)
37. Cook bacon. "Maybe now i'll learn not to burn it!"
38. Jeopardy!
39. Well, duh! What ELSE would you be doing!
40. Drive cross countr

1. What's my criminal record got to do with it?
2. My wife doesn't mind that i love you
3. I love you (even though you're creepy)
4. "you can be replaced"
5. How can i miss you when you won't go away?
6. I love being in your underwear, er i mean life!
7. Damn, are you stupid, baby, or is it me?
8. I love you even more than your restraining order
9. I'd stick steel needles through my eyes for you, baby.
10. I love you more than i love masturbating
11. Oy, you're always there to remind me.
12. Every rose eventually dies
13. Glove slap, shut your big yap **(homer)**
14. Hey girl don't smother me
15. I like big guts
16. I will love you (untill you get old)
17. Just ignore those floating human heads
18. My loins itch for you
19. My wife is sweet, but my girlfriend's sweeter
20. I didn't know she was a cop
21. I love u.. And you, and you (points in different directions)
22. Your sweet like gefilte fish.
23. I love you but your mother's better
24. Big bottomed woman