ea statea intotdeauna in acelasi loc, cu coatele sprijinite pe masa si adancita intr-o carte.
avea ceva care te facea s-o indragesti, [asa, cu ochelarii ei, care te faceau sa te gandesti la o proteza dentara, si] cu mainile ei osoase.
intotdeauna cafeaua i se racea in ceasca, [iar scrumiera era plina ochi cu mucuri de tigara]….
nu-mi mai amintesc numele ei.
a fost o fata care ar fi facut dragoste cu oricine. asa-i va ramane numele.
de fapt, avea niste standarde bine definite si n-ar fi facut dragoste cu oricine, chiar daca,
obiectiv vorbind, s-a culcat cu aproape toti barbatii pe care i-a intalnit.
am intrebat-o odata, din pura curiozitate, dupa ce criteriu isi alegea partenereul.
-pai..., a cazut pe ganduri vreo jumatate de minut. bineinteles ca nu ma culc cu oricine. uneori n-as face-o in ruptul capului, sa stii. probabil ca vreau sa cunosc tot felul de oameni. sau poate ca asa lumea asta capata sens pentru mine.
-asa, facand dragoste?
-da.
era randul meu sa cad pe ganduri.
-si chiar te ajuta sa intelegi mai bine lumea?
-putin, da, a raspuns ea.
(pe urma am sa mor)

'CANABISUL DIN CURTE'

"si am sa va povestesc, copiii mei, o poveste de va va ingrozi sangele in vine si va va ingheta aerul in piept. doua babe batrane, [...], au fost demascate in urma unor vigilente actiuni a organelor statului roman. infractoarele, desi au negat evidenta, au fost surprinse plantand canabis(drog narcotic creator de masiva dependenta a carui infuzie duce la pierderea ratiunii si comportament bestial) in batatura curtii. stupefiantul crestea ca toti copacii, iar faradelegiuitele, incercand sa induca in eroare organele de ancheta au pretins ca: 1.nu stiu, 2.nu`s vinovate si 3.porcaria asta de iarba creste frumos in curte de mult, chiar de pe vremea bunicilor, si pasarile, porcii si ce-o mai fi in batatura o consuma cu foarte mare veselie. uitati-va la cocosul asta ce mare e. cocosul intr-adevar e foarte mare, si daca te uiti atent la el observi ca e peste masura de gras si tine in gheara stanga un baton snickers. porcul din cotet asijderea: zambeste continuu si schimba canalele tv. iar caprele behaie zicand: am uitat ceee vroiam sa zic! slava domnului si sfintei treimi pentru prezenta de spirit a anchetatorilor, care nu s-au lasat pacaliti si au pleznit organizatia criminala a celor doua inconstiente cu justitie dreapta si inchisoare rece. bravos natiune, avem justitie, avem valoare."



Andrei Gheorghe

"-de mult pandesc eu pestele asta. l-am si visat.
-nu-i vorba ca eu visez in fiecare noapte doar pesti.
-dar prea m-am saturat de atata duhoare in somn.
-visul si pestele.
-visul unu-crap.
-visul doi-morun.
-visul trei-platica.
-la platica intotdeauna ma trezesc injurand. ma foiesc in pat pana spre ziua, cand atipesc din nou, si ce crezi ca visez?
-ce?
-ghiceste.
-o balena.
-as, n-am eu norocul asta! ce crezi ca visez?
-ce?
-o fatza.
-o fatza?
-o fatz de peste atat de mic, incat...
-nici cum nu ti-l poti aminti.
-se topeste pana te trezesti.
-si asa in fiecare noapte de cand ma stiu."

If I were a month, I would be: march

If I were a day of the week, I would be: thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 22:35
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a starfish

If I were a direction, I would be: east
If I were a virtue, I would be: curiosity

If I were a planet, I would be: venus
If I were a liquid, I would be: coffee with marzipan
If I were a stone, I would be: a pebble
If I were a tree, I would be: lilac
If I were a bird, I would be: brambling

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: frezie..sorry i can`t find the english for it

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be: a windy spring day

If I were a mythical creature, I’d be: vampire
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: a deer

If I were an emotion, I would be: confusion
If I were a vegetable, I would be: spinach
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of the snowflakes\raindrops
If I were an element, I would be: magnesium
If I were a song, I would be: "almost done"-morcheeba-------"high speed"-coldplay

If I were a movie, I would be: Amelie
If I were a book, I’d be: the perfume
If I were a fictional character, I’d be: dorian gray

If I were a food, I would be: "ficatzei"
If I were a place, I would be: the undersea

If I were a taste, I would be: sour cherry, chocolate and blackberry

If I were a scent, I would be: the "after-rain" smell

If I were a religion, I would be: polytheism
If I were a word, I would be: cius
If I were a body part, I would be: the palm

If I were a facial expression, I would be: satisfaction
If I were a subject in school, I would be: philosophy/music class
If I were a cartoon character, I’d be: tweety

If I were a shape, I would be: sphere
If I were a number, I would be: 2

If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: necklace

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:bean bag

If I were an item of clothing, I’d be: singlet