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Needed something!: Iv been pretty rough again since Xmas, even though i did have a good Xmas and new year, and especialy enjoyed Victorias flying lesson, as well as a free flight over my town off a very kind pilot, i have been so rough iv felt pretty down.

So it was good to recieve this in an email of my dad, as they say laughter is the best medicine, and this made me piss my self laughing!

1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7.. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid..

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

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27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

Monday 12 January 2009 - 09:32PM (GMT) Permanent Link | 1 Comment
MERRY CHRISTMAS: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2008 AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

Sorry i havent been around all that much this year, its been a real mixed bag for me.

It started off terribly with my illness hitting me hard, starting the year with a couple of hospital stays, but then changing my diet and feeling quite a bit better, and for the start of the summer seeing me able to get out a little more, only for it all to start to fall apart again after that, and this last couple of months to have seen some real lows again, especialy this last couple of weeks.

I have had an awful cold/flu, on top of the M.E/CFS symptoms, which are like having the flu anyway, so that has meant a couple of weeks of feeling truly awful.

Heres hoping 2009 is a better year for a number of friends that have had a very sh*tty 2008, including myself, and that you all have a wonderful Christmas.

Tuesday 23 December 2008 - 12:21PM (GMT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
Mug shots: I just thought id share some family portrait shots that we had taken at a local photography studio for my fathers 60th birthday (albiet they were taken quite a while after he turned 60! lol)

They are all of myself, wife, daughter, mother and father, my brother, and his wife and two boys.

I am feeling pretty rough right now, with very bad 'brain-fog', aches, pains, and a feeling of having the flu in general.

(Usual M.E/CFS symptoms but far worse than has been the norm of late)

Anyway, i hope you are all ok, and enjoy the slideshow.

(The stupid embed code wont work, so you will need to click here to see my ugly mug! lol)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/psbellamy/sets/72157608740444919/show/

Wednesday 19 November 2008 - 07:34PM (GMT) Permanent Link | 4 Comments
LEST WE FORGET: LEST WE FORGET THOSE THAT SERVE, THOSE THAT HAVE SERVED, THOSE THAT HAVE GIVEN SOME OF THEIR LIVES, AND THOSE THAT GAVE THEIR ALL, TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM.

LEST WE FORGET!

I shall be attending my local remembrance service tomorow, and not the Birmingham one as i did last year, (above) as my daughter is marching with her fellow Cadettes and all the veterans and relatives of the fallen.

Hope you have all had a good saturday, and that you remember to remember the fallen tomorow.

Also, a quick congratulations to my good friend Neil (Genghis) who has just been promoted in the RAF

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/profile-9IlhabY2fqh.kjYbS8Eq.z0x

Hope you are all well, i shall catch up with you all when i can, as i am still recovering from a trip to Cornwall, and also from photographing the Birmingham Christmas Lights switch on party tonight.

Take care my friends and REMEMBER.

Saturday 8 November 2008 - 10:44PM (GMT) Permanent Link | 3 Comments
Blog? What Blog??: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a Ghost? Nope, its me blogging!!!! (see mirracles do happen! lol)

And no im not talking about the bloody awful new yapoo profiles that are supposed to be replacing Y360, but dont have blogs or proper pics or anything!!!!! (link is in my blast)

Sorry again for my abscence, iv not been well again of late, and then to cap all that, my laptops hard-drive decided to commit suicide last week, so all i had was my desktop, which really hurts my back to sit at. (anyone got a spare ergonomic chair? lol)

Anyway, i just wanted to blog a little about how proud i am of my beautiful daughter, Victoria (or 'Vicki' as she likes to be called, but which i HATE! lol)

Below, Victoria standing proudly with Blades pilot (and ex RAF Red Arrow, Dave Slow)

Not only is she doing pretty well at school, but she also works on saturday mornings at a local beauty salon, is in the Army cadets every thursday night, (which should have been the RAF cadets but she wanted to stick with her friends!) but she has decided she really wants to be a pilot, after seeing the Blades pilots with me so often.

(Thats three of them having fun at the top of the page!

Dave Slow driving, Myles Garland showing his fighter pilot pose on the back, and madman and truly nice bloke Mark 'Cutty' Cutmore on the front.

(Youd think after all flying in action with the RAF, flying and displaying all over the world with the Red Arrows, and now the Blades, that they would know that no matter how hard Mark flaps his arms they will never take off on that quod bike!!! LOL)

Victorias dream, is to become a pilot in the RAF first, preferably through a 'UAS'(University Air Squadron). (The Blades PR lady, Kat, is a glamorous blonde lady, whom Victoria resembles slightly, and is a big role model for Victoria, as she talks of Kat all the time, and Kat was in the UAS and then worked with the RAF Red Arrows, Utterley Butterley 'Wing Walkers' and now the Blades.)

Below, Victoria with two of the 'Team Guinot' wing walkers (formerley the Utterly Butterleys)

And below, holding a Spitfire in the palm of her hand!

And below, Kat hands out Blades PR cards, while the pilots sign for the kids.

After informing her class at school, that she wants to be a pilot, they all started teasing her, and telling her she would 'crash and be killed'. (Lovely kids, and just another reason why i hate her being in a public school surrounded by all the pond scum kids).

But it was her reaction to that which made me most proud, with her standing alone, to say she WILL become a pilot and prove them wrong, instead of just being put off by their jibes.

She is doing a presentation on the Blades at school, and Kat gave her a large number of promotional booklets, stickers, cards and posters. as well as a picture that she got one of the pilots to sign while Victoria was there :-) .

Apparently after showing some of it at school, her classmates have slightly changed their tune, and decided its cool!

I am really proud of how she stuck to her guns, and stood alone to say she will do what she wants, and all she talks of now, is will she need this to be a pilot, or need that, or what will she need ect ect.

Anyway, she has her presentation on tuesday, which i will help her prepare, and hopefully she will knock the socks off all the other presentations.

We are looking into also giving Victoria a flying lesson at Sywell on her birthday (or as near to it as poss) on december 21 this year, which will hopefully be a dream come true for her.

Below, one of the training planes at Sywell, below the police helicopter.

(we wont be able to afford to give her many flights, but if she can have 3 or 4 a year until she gets to university it will give her a big advantage in her chosen career.)

Ok, im gonna vamoosh again, and carry on trying to get my laptop back to how it was, and replace the two missing programmes that it is missing, after one of the driver discs turned out to be corrupted, and the other is simply missing.

See you soon people, hope you are all well, and enjoying the new yapoo profiles! (NOT!!!!)

Below, a shot of me, taken by Blades pilot Dave Slow at a corporate event last month.

(I hate how i look in that!!!)

Below, some shots of me showing the Blades planes to my wife and Victoria, taken by Kat.

Below, Victoria stands proudly with Blades pilot Dave Slow. (Taken by Kat)

And below, my ugly mug againshowing them the Planes. (Taken by Kat.)

Saturday 18 October 2008 - 10:09AM (BST) Permanent Link | 5 Comments